I wish Starscream would shit all over my face
Oh primus, that made me laugh so hard i’m tearing up.

Seriously though, that is an awesome wish in that it requires starscream getting a butt that can poop. And I think a poo...
What the hell did I just read?
(LOL MY CONFESSION)
….. SHIT WHAT?
Reblogging again because OH MY GOD
Pahaha, I love this blog!
Ermmm….I love the Sexy Seeker but NO WAY IN HELL is that fucker shitting on me! I’m not a fricken toilet! UGH I don’t...
But robots don’t shi- WHY AM I EVEN TRYING TO APPLY LOGIC.
There are two possibilities: Either this is a very unfortunate typo or there are people
count me out but…..
((what the actual fuck!?))
Oh primus, that made me laugh so hard i’m tearing up.
…I think I know who wrote this one, but I won’t expose them.